When all your clients are insane necromancers, ancient vampires, wizards and occultists, it’s not unusual to feel like your days are numbered. Earl Gratz might be one of the best in the business when it comes to magical and haunted artifacts, now if only he could land a position that doesn’t involve endless layovers and constant fear for one’s own safety.
Unfortunately for Earl, his time is running out. His boss is hatching a plan that could unleash an ancient demon into the world, and he’s going to have to die in order for that to happen. How did the fate of the world come to rest on the shoulders of a claims adjuster? Why is that dog talking, and who are all these weirdos in this otherwise ordinary office building?